Thicker than Water

An extremely rich Sheik was admitted to a London hospital for life saving surgery. He had a very rare blood type and it took some time to locate a suitable donor through their record systems. Finally McTavish was tracked down and, in fairness, he willingly agreed to give blood for the operation.

And the Sheik requested that McTavish visit his luxury suite and generously presented him with a top of the range BMW.

A couple of weeks later the hospital contacted McTavish and explained that some corrective surgery was necessary and could he donate more blood. And McTavish selflessly agreed.

In due course he was invited to visit the Sheik again who this time presented him with a thank you card and a box of chocolates. And poor McTavish couldn’t hide his confusion and disappointment and stuttered

“But last time you gave me a BMW!”

And the Sheik looked at him for a long moment and said

“Ay Laddie, but now I have Scottish blood in ma veins!”

(Thank you Ken!)