Don't say you were not warned well in advance Chaps!
They went out for a Romantic Valentine’s evening.
And Mary reached across the table and took her husband’s hand and said
“After all these years.....what do you think of me?”
And Paddy (for it was he) looked into her eyes and said with a smile
“You are A B C D E F G H I J K !!!”
And Mary’s Heart Melted. And she said
“What does that mean Darling?”
“It means You Are Adorable Beautiful Cute Delightful Elegant Foxy Gorgeous
and Hot”, replied her Darling.
And she basked in the warm glow of his compliment for a while and said
“Oh you are So Romantic!!
But then She Thought For A Moment and said
“You didn’t tell me about ‘I J K’ ???
And Paddy said
“I’m Just Kidding”
(Thank you Ken)